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September 2nd, 2007

Marketing Concepts

Posted by Kelvin in Everything

A Professor at the SMU was explaining marketing concepts to the students

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich, marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very
rich, marry him.” -That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich, marry
me – That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public
Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: “You are very rich! “Can you marry me?” – That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – ”
That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s
demand and supply gap, do your market survey first”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry
me?” and she goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market
share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for
entering new markets

Hmm. What’s Internet Marketing defined as then?

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  1. Nameless said,
    on September 3rd, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and ask e-mail from her. The next day, you e-mail her and tell her: “I am
    very rich. Marry me!” – Is this for Internet Marketing?
    hahaha
    :???:

  2. jason said,
    on September 4th, 2007 at 1:00 am

    hey, your sms sender thing, how it works? sounds cool

  3. huishi said,
    on September 4th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    lols, interesting concepts :)

    Btw, thanks again for ur help!!
    hahah…

    take care*

  4. joyce said,
    on September 4th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    now thats interesting.lol.good post.:razz:

  5. ernie said,
    on September 4th, 2007 at 9:56 pm

    You see a few gorgeous girls at a party. You go up to them and ask them for their e-mails. The next day, you e-mail them: “I am very rich. Marry me! In case you don’t want to, please send this email to 10 other gorgeous girls.” – Internet Marketing

  6. anoymous said,
    on September 4th, 2007 at 11:42 pm

    You use IRC. You go into #ChioBu channel and click on every nick that sounds girlie. You tell them: “I am very rich. Marry me!” and send them pictures attached of your big house, cool cars, sharp suit and long %#@&. But real girls using real names or guy using girl names, thats another different story.

  7. Kelvin said,
    on September 5th, 2007 at 4:49 am

    huishi: where’s your Internet Marketing concept? or i help you ask your bf =X

  8. cheryl said,
    on September 9th, 2007 at 8:56 pm

    Haha.. I’m from NYP and I learnt this from my Internet Marketing Module. Exactly the same examples!

    I can’t rmr the one for Internet Marketing though.

  9. Kelvin said,
    on September 9th, 2007 at 11:43 pm

    cheryl: there wasn’t one for internet marketing – that’s why i’m creating (or rather, asking everyone to come up with one).

    go go, come up with something ;D

  10. Jason said,
    on September 12th, 2007 at 7:01 pm

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and give her the address for your video on http://www.mocca.com. The video you shot yourself says: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – ”That’s Internet Marketing”.

    O yea kelv, wad class u in now? I’m sure u know who i am =)

  11. felina said,
    on September 24th, 2007 at 9:44 am

    wootx!! nice post!!

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