Marketing Concepts
A Professor at the SMU was explaining marketing concepts to the students
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich, marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing”
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very
rich, marry him.” -That’s Advertising”
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich, marry
me – That’s Telemarketing”
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public
Relations”
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: “You are very rich! “Can you marry me?” – That’s Brand Recognition”
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – ”
That’s Customer Feedback”
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s
demand and supply gap, do your market survey first”
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry
me?” and she goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market
share”
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for
entering new markets”
Hmm. What’s Internet Marketing defined as then?
10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and ask e-mail from her. The next day, you e-mail her and tell her: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” – Is this for Internet Marketing?
hahaha
hey, your sms sender thing, how it works? sounds cool
lols, interesting concepts
Btw, thanks again for ur help!!
hahah…
take care*
now thats interesting.lol.good post.:razz:
You see a few gorgeous girls at a party. You go up to them and ask them for their e-mails. The next day, you e-mail them: “I am very rich. Marry me! In case you don’t want to, please send this email to 10 other gorgeous girls.” – Internet Marketing
You use IRC. You go into #ChioBu channel and click on every nick that sounds girlie. You tell them: “I am very rich. Marry me!” and send them pictures attached of your big house, cool cars, sharp suit and long %#@&. But real girls using real names or guy using girl names, thats another different story.
huishi: where’s your Internet Marketing concept? or i help you ask your bf =X
Haha.. I’m from NYP and I learnt this from my Internet Marketing Module. Exactly the same examples!
I can’t rmr the one for Internet Marketing though.
cheryl: there wasn’t one for internet marketing – that’s why i’m creating (or rather, asking everyone to come up with one).
go go, come up with something ;D
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and give her the address for your video on http://www.mocca.com. The video you shot yourself says: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – ”That’s Internet Marketing”.
O yea kelv, wad class u in now? I’m sure u know who i am =)
wootx!! nice post!!