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May 1st, 2007

We, Almighty *cough*

Posted by Kelvin in Everything

Honestly, I’ve been hearing alot of stories about what Yandao.com is and who is behind all the crappiness and *cough* “genius” *cough*, alike – especially from this year’s Year One’s… hence…
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Oh, before I scare you, with the horrible fact that Kelvin is actually a mortal, with no wings, no magic wand, no spider-like senses or web swinging capabilities, let me share with you what I’ve heard from the crowd.

Really, people actually come and tell me this (people whom I consider acquaintances by luck, or chance, or which you prefer to call it). LOL. MUST READ! HAHAH!

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Honestly, no matter how many times I look at these 4 quotes, I still find them rather silly (even though there are more sillier ones which I *didn’t* write). I’m a good person, okay – I wouldn’t write humiliating things about anybody, right?

Enough with the crappy, er, crap. Introductions are needed:

Hi. I’m one of you, from the same school as those from Republic Polytechnic, and I’m somewhere in the second year. (in other words, it also means I have most, if not all of your answer keys or 6Ps, my dear Year One friends. *CACKLES*)

Enough said. Screw formalities. Handshakes will only be given if I see you in real. (Virtual handshakes have something to do with session initial protocol which is to do with some layer of the OSI Model and which has to do with……..)

Whatever happens, and whatever you do with this site, just say “Hi!“, “Hello!“, “Dey!“, “Ni Hao!“, “Oei!“, or something to that effect, when you see me in school, or around the campus, or in the middle of some overrated shopping district whose name ends with “Road” in Singapore.

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Before you actually wonder, who is Kelvin, just know that there’s also a very sweet gal called Lafina, beside him. I’m quite sure you comprehend genders of names, right? =)

Seriously, just come up and say “Hi”, please. Don’t stare at me, and my girlfriend, for half-bloody hour. This one not zoo. Thanks :)

PS: We are taking on a team of writers, remember? AZREE is one of them. For those of you who know AZREE, you can officially whack his head! ;)

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  1. sabrina said,
    on May 3rd, 2007 at 8:04 pm

    hi kelvin,
    i need some help here, (i heard ur qt good at fixing them ^^)
    my laptop keeps hanging all the time, i just reformatted just LAST FRIDAY T.T and it hanged again today. I was just merely using MSN and microsoft word and i have to reset and lose all my data.

    Hope u can help,
    Thanks.

  2. greym0nk said,
    on May 6th, 2007 at 12:42 am

    ahahahs. i love this post :mrgreen:
    and sabrina, he’s not “qt good at fixing them”, he is very good at fixing things. but i’m nt sure if he prefers to do so virtually :roll:

  3. white roses said,
    on May 6th, 2007 at 1:43 am

    imma genius. mwahahaha.

  4. sabrina said,
    on May 6th, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    darn~ acer repair liaoo then come back crash again…zzzzz…stupid acer.

  5. Dickson said,
    on May 6th, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    Lol seems like quite a lot of people have probs with acer recently, mine couldn’t even power up recently. =.=

  6. on May 6th, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    acer hardware so louya meh? my acer laptop hardware never spoil or burn even though i left my laptop on almost whole day for 1 and a half year liao. i think most of the time is Operating System(window) problem.

  7. on May 7th, 2007 at 12:10 am

    hmmm..i actually dunno bout this site till some of my classmates mentioned that i could like see everyone’s faces if i know their class..

    i kinda screwed up the system cause i didn’t know who belonged to which which class..

    well, i’m happy to say that your system had actually helped me ‘checked’ out the looks of a fellow friend who is in a forum!! well, it kinda solved a mystery in and mind and i’m happy bout it..

    erm………

    seeing that your a 2nd year student..

    can i have my 6ps PLEASE??!!

    :mrgreen:

  8. sabrina said,
    on May 7th, 2007 at 9:56 pm

    ah well OS was like the guy who did the troubleshooting den like go hm then hang liaozzz..even more zz lor.

    eh 6P not all the same as this yr lay..:???:

  9. on May 11th, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    i know….but it won’t hurt to have the ones that are the same what..haha =)

  10. qs said,
    on May 12th, 2007 at 1:32 am

    help me do my fyp. lols

  11. d24 said,
    on May 18th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    Comparing this photo, you haven grown.
    http://blogthere.com/pics/62491-LEONG%20JIAWEN,%20KELVIN.jpg

    Kelvin Leong
    Block 848 #08-185
    Woodlands Street 82
    Singapore 730848

    mobile: 91847477

    is this you?

  12. Sabby said,
    on May 18th, 2007 at 11:16 pm

    o.o

  13. Anonymous said,
    on May 31st, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    Must not be confused with the guy who got suspended from school for a year because of hacking into school’s system. That guy got suspended but worked for RP during that period. Before returning and graduating from RP recently.

  14. on June 6th, 2007 at 11:26 pm

    [...] someone nice enough actually dug out my real, physical address from Yandao.com’s records and posted it. I would expect Fan-Mail in the physical mailbox from you since you actually took the effort to do [...]

  15. kanwar said,
    on June 8th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    i thnk its worked…not too sure but 99% i thnk it has…thnks..god bless u guys

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