yandao.com - Memoirs of a player wannabe

Yes, I know - no updates, no crazy changes, and no major revamps. I’ve been busy - probably RP meant to keep me busy =X - not my fault also, right?

Also, small little things like this, “help” to keep our population very busy, too;

XXXX: “if u want to crap with ur gf.go find others ! i am not the one for u. ”
XXXX: “u r not happpy with me.”
XXXX: “i cant do anything abt it!”

Talk about organizations, schools, and the government using determining factors as leverages - damn. Now even tour common population is getting a piece of their strategies and applying it in everyday conversation. National Education, they call it - if I’m not mistaken.

Now, I wonder what happens when they teach National Education to our next generation.

Honestly, I’ve been hearing alot of stories about what Yandao.com is and who is behind all the crappiness and *cough* “genius” *cough*, alike - especially from this year’s Year One’s… hence…

Oh, before I scare you, with the horrible fact that Kelvin is actually a mortal, with no wings, no magic wand, no spider-like senses or web swinging capabilities, let me share with you what I’ve heard from the crowd.

Really, people actually come and tell me this (people whom I consider acquaintances by luck, or chance, or which you prefer to call it). LOL. MUST READ! HAHAH!

Honestly, no matter how many times I look at these 4 quotes, I still find them rather silly (even though there are more sillier ones which I *didn’t* write). I’m a good person, okay - I wouldn’t write humiliating things about anybody, right?

Enough with the crappy, er, crap. Introductions are needed:

Hi. I’m one of you, from the same school as those from Republic Polytechnic, and I’m somewhere in the second year. (in other words, it also means I have most, if not all of your answer keys or 6Ps, my dear Year One friends. *CACKLES*)

Enough said. Screw formalities. Handshakes will only be given if I see you in real. (Virtual handshakes have something to do with session initial protocol which is to do with some layer of the OSI Model and which has to do with……..)

Whatever happens, and whatever you do with this site, just say “Hi!“, “Hello!“, “Dey!“, “Ni Hao!“, “Oei!“, or something to that effect, when you see me in school, or around the campus, or in the middle of some overrated shopping district whose name ends with “Road” in Singapore.

Before you actually wonder, who is Kelvin, just know that there’s also a very sweet gal called Lafina, beside him. I’m quite sure you comprehend genders of names, right? =)

Seriously, just come up and say “Hi”, please. Don’t stare at me, and my girlfriend, for half-bloody hour. This one not zoo. Thanks

PS: We are taking on a team of writers, remember? AZREE is one of them. For those of you who know AZREE, you can officially whack his head!