yandao.com - Memoirs of a player wannabe

Ok, ok. All of the other blogs there said Merry Christmas to everyone, only mine didn’t. I know, I know – big disappointment, but however, Yandao.com got Post-Christmas “Special” – other blogs don’t have right? Most of them busy gloating about that nice pair of sneakers they received or maybe that super HUGE chocolate duck or something.

Understandably. Unfortunately, Kelvin had less presents this year, but he got a really nice one from Lafina (LALA) though – nothing holdable, nor eatable, nor er.. Well, it’s not a THING, its a promise – a very special one, I would add. Sooo special that I’ll only mention it later, if I remember to do so, that is.

Anyways, I initially wanted to make a story for this “special”, unfortunately, my creative writing skills seemed to have gone wayyyy downhill, and thus, if I *did* write a story, it probably came with colourful hand-drawn pictures with scribbles and captions – those kind your grandparents used to read to you while you were just three. Awww. So sweet. =X

Thus… I picked up one of the two Christmas Bears my mum brought back from somewhere – or some place, and gave it a really nice “photo shoot”. Yes, for the very first time, you get to see stuffed animals doing silly (yet cute) things on Yandao.com. Now you know why this is called a special.

Special note to ladies, and slightly softer guys; Please – don’t melt, I know I’m, sorry, I mean – the bear’s cute.

“Stand straight while we take your mugshot. Oh, no smiles, bastard.”

*Types* “Let’s see. POSB, nope. UOB, nope. OCBC, nope. Credit Suisse (Swiss Bank), YES!”

Hmm. How do I use this thing, again? Point the trigger, and shoot? Where?

“OMG – I’m riding on Eragon’s dragon!”
“Oh, wait, it’s not.”

“SCREW YOU, screw. I shall screw you all the way IN!”

Actually, Christmas Bear here above meant no harm. Really. He was just unscrewing the alarm clock which I gave to Lafina for Christmas. Sounds, er, convenient, eh? FARRR, from that. It’s a masterpiece, of mine, of course. See below:

Yes, a clock for Christmas – for all you superstitious people out there, she already gave me the 20 cents so stop complaining. I know the meaning in Cantonese and Chinese dialects – stop reminding me, thanks

Still, beautiful eh? All handdrawn within the night after LALA went to bed.

LALA says she loves the clock, I don’t. I love her MORE, thats why there’s the clock Heh!

Anyways, stay tuned. Let me come out with more specials, maybe.