“Real” Estate Investments
When you buy a house, you don’t expect the developer of the property in question to come right up to your doorstep, to doubt your sincerity of purchase, and question your, er, financial repayment capabilities.
Assuming that one has already fell for a piece of real estate, after consideration of physical homely comfort (and excitingness, at times) and psychological well-being (you can’t expect someone to like a house beside kampung right?), he/she would naturally expect expectations to be lived up to.
What expectations, then? The same ones the brochure SMS’ed to you quoted of course, the same one the SMS promised to you, of course!
(Please note that nowadays no more paper brochures with heart shaped drawings on them. Now more high-tech already, since the Gahmen decrees that. Hence, all electronic. *Ahem*)
Sometimes, the ceilings leak, and the new homeowner has to try to hold it up with his bare hands, and sometimes he himself does something silly, such as dropping cookie crumbs from the other sweet cookie he ate the night before.
End up floor kena stain and forever cannot wipe clean.
(Silly of him to leave stains, though.)
..and at other times maybe the heat’s a little overwhelming until both the buyer can’t accept the room and vice-versa. But eventually, both still returns to the exact spot.
Then, HDB (not the developer, more like the invisible authorities) opens up new option - lease/loan.
Initially, the prospects seem really, rather interesting - full facilities usage, combined with jacuzzi and sensual massage & of course, lodging… but then Kelvin realises that he already used to be seeking such an alternative to home ownership.
Oh, the very high sudden costs required, and “test” fees, to make sure that its in, er, top shape and valuation. But return of investment rate (ROI) is damn power, also.
Can ask any *cough* MLM agent *cough*, such as Fredrik, Kelvin (the other one - my good buddy who gets negative returns with his landed property) and perhaps my “social” entreprenuer - Azree, who aspires setting up a freely accessible HOT property website. I’m sure they’ll agree.
(Yea, bros? Back me on this one hor.)
Still, despite the comparison between lease and own (Damn, this sounds like some NTUC car sharing ad I’ve seen in the MRT. Tried a Toyota Corolla the other day, can move, but top speed/acceleration sucks, seriously. Almost buang into my house some more.) one has the ultimate choice on which to opt for.
***..and you know the rest of the story. I’ve made my point, if you caught it.. 
lmao…haha…negative return??=x
okok la..i rather hav negative return den to hav overwelming response from HDB such that they give me OUTSTANDING bills that will instantly cost me bankruptcy…
hahaz…looks like u gotta hack some bank and let that bank pay for u all the outstanding fees bro…
and u noe its not easy to hack a bank:wink:
tc dude…tty soon
wahaha.
siao liao. but overwhelming bills can be slowly paid off la, bro
nono, i think most likely all paid already.
u too man, take care.
hmm mlm huh? venture era just called me for an interview the other day. lol
given my mail le. cheers.
who000…seems that u hav lots of REAL estates to help u pay off huh??? u mus hav sold some off…thats why u had that MUCH amt of money right..waHaha
seems like kelvin is still a lucky man huh…
hey bro, thx for regardin me as a good buddy:smile:
Sai: People like Venture Era only know how to point and say, “You see that man on the chair inside the room? He’s only 18, and he drives a BMW.” As what Fred (fredolution.com) suggested, you should reply with “Oh, BMW only? I drive a Lambo.”.
kelvin cl: Haha. No la
Don’t get me wrong. Hehe. Sold? and make a PROFIT? NONONO. I’m not that bad. LOL! I’m poor by the way.
Any guys or gals looking to make money from me can be assured nothing more than 2 dollar notes in my wallet - and less than $1 of coins in my pockets :(.
I’m lucky because I have my LAFINA. You’re lucky in your own way with your SHIIIIII
NP man!
lol mlm….that time some guy gave me macdonalds as an example…you will laugh if u hear…
what shi shi shi? is huishi ok..LOLs..
im lucky too…=)
man im turning saint, didn’t catch it the first time i read it through..cannot!! cannot!! must be ‘clear minded’!!
but now i move from MLM to focus fire already
huishi: *COUGH* *COUGH* you? LUCKY? *cough*. Siao eh, I will keep coughing. =X
fredrik: u basket. after awhile never drive car, never zhng car, then becoming so angelic already. bo pian, times are bad =X JKJK. is willingly change one. hahaha
wahahaha yeah times are bad bro. Also abit lazy to zhng my GTR, so for now driving my little mazda, anyway singapore got so many traffic lights, need to use my GTR meh?
wahaha. traffic light dangerous. side there also got speeding camera =x
and thats why i dont drive in singapore, i go to malaysia to do my shopping, even if kana caught also can bribe :X
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