yandao.com - Memoirs of a player wannabe

NO! THE RUMOURS ARE WRONG, AGAIN! YANDAO.COM IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING. =)

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..together pieces of er, information together to enable one to form something, as a whole.Cannot? Not satisfying? Okok. I show you kinky pics we took in the classroom, while the facilitator wasn’t looking…

We got on top of one another…

We positioned ourselves perfectly for…

We set things in motion…

Mmmm… Kids under 16, please, uhm, cover your eyes.

(as usual, click to see a larger version.)

Seriously - what did you expect? Descriptions of how to get it on? *raises eyebrow* Come on!

No, no, no. I’m an extremely innocent person, and I intend to keep it that way. Please, do your utmost best *not* to corrupt me in any way possible, (including allowing me to sit on your left side since your left leg is probably more sensitive than your right. Right?)

Personally, I’m a very descriptive person - in other words, I prefer to use words to make things happen. Written words, text, stories, analogies, puns, and the works. I do believe the part on my speech could pull it off, like when the audience somehow seemed to laugh non-stop, as depicated below. Wah piang eh, I think actually got people lau sai (Hokkien dialect slang for diarrhea) a little bit after the continuous er, 5 minutes laughter.

You see, I’ve even circled squared them for you (you click the picture right, it become BIG BIG, then you can see those faces which laugh until almost die. Even the other speakers also laugh until almost pengsan [another Hokkien slang for faint]):

Okay, back to my standardized Singapore-British B3-standard English, I should emphasize the point that Talk is NOT Cheap. No, really. Talk is something that everyone, well, can relate to, and in turn, can be used to get your point across.

Last week, I gave three talks - my “Got Virus?” talk, a small talk at Derek’s secondary school, and one at NAFA; covering a few slides for Pacesetter IG . Yes, the above was the one at NAFA where everyone almost laughed their heads off.

Oh, and yes, I’m their IT Co-ordinator. Not their lead makeup artist or something - you ask me to draw Chinese calligraphy still can, but you ask me draw on face, I think I’ll do a great job at China panda art

I believe, in all 3 talks, my point did get across, eventually - but that required the listener to think for themselves quite abit. I would consider myself not a very direct person: I.E, If I wanted your number, I would find an excuse that you’ll have to SMS me a virtual kiss which you owed me ten minutes ago while chatting on MSN . (right, Lafina darling?)

However, at times, disbelievers in my talks tend to turn to, er, other channels.. (which I am not at liberty to discuss)

Others however, just prefer the heck care look… Ahh well, you can’t please everyone.. Wanna make a visit to Bukit Brokeback, Wei How? =X

Edit: Name and photo censored. Due to the fact that we practise self-censorship.

Oh, and today I went over to talk to our friends over at the school’s Office of Information Services , and found out how they thought of the photo database. Not bad - but after some discussion, we realised that we could turn the idea into something more producitve, and I agreed on that point.

Bwahahah. RP-ster (derived from Friendster) in the near future?