yandao.com - Memoirs of a player wannabe

…is here. Bwahaha.

First things first: Yes, yes, yes. I know many my dear loyal readers wanna get a piece of me now – for not updating in a long, long, time – like over half a month. Even our dear Wesley (refer to tagboard) has started using "wtl" – short for "What the Lup", which is a self-censored version of "What the F***". Nevertheless, I feel that i should send out apologies to all you guys, gals and bisexuals (specifically YanTing from my class, W24R – see tagboard again)

Ok, as the late Winston Churchill once said.. "There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true." Therefore, rumours are better off being either 1. Addressed and confirmed quickly, or 2. Denied and turned down… and since I don't think it's fair to my (yes, mine) girlfriend that I keep our relationship under wraps, I might as well post it here..

Yes, I'm taking the first of the two options.  Her name's Lafina, btw. Do shout out a "Hi!" to her if you see her in school. Thanks! She deserves the attention – I promised to give her all of mine. Heh.

Now, for the not so pleasant part of the "News of the Day":

Being attached also means:

1. Cannot have scandals/affairs with other girls
2. Cannot anyhow "beo" (slang for look) at other girls without permission
3. Must (try to) be faithful

…and that also means I cannot demonstrate my Kung-fu anymore. *Fires off a few Kelvin-ra-teh (rhymes with "karate") kicks as a closing move*

Still.. Here's the scoop for the.. Many weeks. (yes, got photos also!)

As expected, yet another of my classmates - Mikhael does damn "clever" things again. This photo somehow looks like the "head" of something… Doesn't it?

Ew. Now we know why viruses like SARS, Bird Flu, are so common. *Sighs* People like this…. *Shakes head – the one on top of the neck.*

Now, for the photos I took at the World Cyber Games Asian Championship 2006 (Inter-school) Event, since we were there to marshal for the game – make sure nobody cheats and stuff.. But we ended up giving out flyers. What the hell. Still, lots of interesting shits, er, shots, I mean, for everyone.

Actually, we have so much work to do, that we all were so hardworking at it. Not just the both of them, we ALL were hardworking, REALLY!! *cough*

Then when that yellow guy woke up, he decided to try something slightly CLEVER. Wearing our gaming tags as suspenders. Apparently, he loved the attention which we gave him for that. Actually, we probably thought he was gay.

After that, one of the girl *cough* friend of a guy in the group who came along (Vivian) asked me where was the nearest "Kopitiam" (coffee shop in hokkien), and then I thought she literally meant the brand name. Thus, we started off on a 3km work from Funan to Dhoby Ghaut. I was sure at that point of time everyone was going to carry me and throw me on the road for cars to bang, lah.

Luckily, Chris didn't take part, otherwise I won't be here by now. Who knows what an Ex-Ah Beng (slang for gangster-like character) will do to me. Sheesh… and then we took some photos!

Guess who we were mimicking!? Come on!!! Guess, then post it in the tagboard or in the comments of this post! (and yes, for those who don't know them, they're not really *that* gay in real, lah. Just in the photos, that's all.)

Ok, that ends it for today. I will post something more tomorrow or so – I need to sleep, lah. Have fun guessing – and if you drool over my girlfriend, I will personally KILL you. Thankiew.

Bonus Track of the Day: Bobby Chen – Ji Pa Ban (Ringtone Edit).mp3