yandao.com - Memoirs of a player wannabe

[typed in my handphone somewhere around 8pm or so]

I somewhat regreted learning how to tell what a person is thinking just by looking at his/her body language. In this instance, it would be my unfortunate reading of this gorgeous at first sight lady who was with her boyfriend, I presume. Anyways, I don’t give a dang about male’s body languages. Nothing to see anyway.

They looked like any couple from first sight, very loving, very happy.. What struck me as odd was that the female’s eyes kept avoiding the male’s. Okay, being the kaypo (hokkien slang for nosy) that I am, of course I continued looking. I noticed several things.. such as: she was trying hard to laugh at his jokes, she constantly hugged him, though it can be obvious that she didn’t really want to.. Her eyes would stray.. Her leg muscles very tense, and some other signals.. From a trained perspective, can tell obviously what kind of feeling she expresses.

Now, maybe it’s the guy’s fault. Guy seems to be wearing a U2 shirt - probably those cheapos, but then.. Wow. Branded casual shoes and expensive jeans. Tag Heuer (correct spelling?) watch! Wow! Thing about him was that he looked around 30+ and the gal looked less then 25 - yes, yes, I also have experience telling age - ladies who want to hear that they look 18 again, please, sms me or e-mail me, by the way.

My conclusion was quite simple. I’m sure I got you all thinking on the same wavelength as me. For those who catch no ball, Yahooligans! (Yahoo! for Kids) is a better choice, really. Now.. If only I could get thne number of someone like that lady.. *grins*

Ahh what the hell. I went to Bossini and the salesperson reccommended me a White-striped Polo Tee; He said I would look younger. ARGH! I’m probably younger than him yet he can say that!!!! Do I really look like I’m in my late-20’s?

I look late-20’s, meh?

I was walking around in Little India with Matthew when we saw this! BABOO LANE!

I was damned stunned when I saw this banner as I thought it said PRESTIGIOUS BANGLAS FOR SALE. ROTFL. Hahaha..

[typed in my handphone somewhere around 1pm]

No. I’m still unattached lah. The title is corny I know.

Salihin from my class has bugged me at least 3 times to update yandao.com and to reduce the “cheemeology” (as quoted by Ashikin/squirrel [yes, she's yet another sweet girl in my class] in her comment) in the posts. This (not-so-cheem words) is a though decision, but I’m going to agree to it nevertheless due to demand.. I guess Jolynn, Brenda, Agnes and Ernest will get to learn things they shouldn’t have learnt yet =x Buaya 101. Heh!

I have alot to rant these days, but nothing much constructive, seriously. I really want to rant about those China aunties who can’t shut up and end up blocking the right side of escalators, and about how Bangladeshis block the queues for feeder services, but I shan’t. What the hell; this blog isn’t titled Memoirs of a Ranter, you know..

For the gals and guys in my class who actually noticed that Matthew and I went to buy “noodles” even though we had eaten already, (yes, those overheard us, and I confess) was to get someone’s number. =x.. and I turned down the clique from CypherCamp for lunch for the same reason.

I feel so bad.. The clique seems like breaking apart like that =x Wei, dinner together leh!

But but but… A number is worth a thousand lunches right? Right? MSN is worth even more; roughly 1500 lunches. Friendster address is worth 2k. Market rate, what.

This is the time of the month when once again your host, Kelvin, actually get “heart itchy itchy” (xin-yang-yang - Chinese slang for ‘wanting’) again. Saw so many pairs, sorry, pears. WTH.. My own pears are for a short period only. Sometimes not even a day. What’s up with that - it’s not as if its not healthy or something. They call this organic food. Hehe.

My da jie’s (elder sister’s) lao pa (father) once said that as… *cough* seekers we should always carry a ring with us so we looked attached, and pretend to be damn sociable… I think I will buy a ring from those 1 for $2 roadside stores - like what I did last Christmas to 2 gals =x Oops.

Wait wait. Attached? Let me go through the theory again. Confusious said that Man who Bang Head Against Wall Dies.

Kidding. It’s ‘the more you want something, the more it elludes you’. Therefore, if this thing or person is ellusive, the more someone wants it.. This was from like Day 1 of BuayaCamp 2000 =x So therefore, it’s a gamble, try out your hand at it..

Enough about these for 1 day. I have problem remembering which girl I’m supposed to call “dear” and which is “darling” in my SMSes. All I remember is Amy can call her “sweetie” or “darling” - she probably reserves “dear” for her boyfriend. LOL.

Still, I’m beginning to think I’m not just a movie buff, but actually a movie freak. I still have at least 50 movies unwatched in my 80gb hard disk..

This was from yesterday in class. Looks like.. uhm.. You know what, right? Must be Fredrik’s one!

The 3 L’s which are the natural characteristics of any typical Ah Beng (read: Gangster) player - Lie, Lay, Leave

What’s wrong with it then? Why am I against them for no *apparent* reason?
Well, the truth behind the statement is that.. they spoil the whole market for the rest of us around.

Thing is, I got to know one of these “Ah Beng Players” in the SIT (School of Information Technology and Communications) CypherCamp last weekend.. and I almost whacked him. Cannot! Cannot! - must control. Violence cannot solve problems, right, hor? To make things better, I found another of my kind in the camp too! Haha! We, the rare breed!! Players always know players, and they always have almost the same mindset!
As always, I have no ability to skim into the details without getting myself a hate mailing list or hate site set up for me, Kelvin. I don’t really fancy browisng through “I-Hate-Kelvin.com” or “Yandao-sucks.com” on a Monday Tuesday morning, really. So, details will have to be obsfuscated, rather, punn-ed. Don’t blame me, blame the fact that this article is probably too public - but that’s good. The Bengs won’t be able to decipher it; Yandao.com’s own version of PGP encryption. LOL!

One very good example of how one of these ABP’s (Ah Beng Players) pissed me + the other player off was the fact that he used severely underhands methods to err, hinder communication between me and the potential target. I don’t know what he did to the other guy, but I’m not asking. Problem was, had he done so with his f-ing brains not so high on gang cheers and wanting it so badly, he would have thought better than to hinder “communication” in such an obvious form. It’s like.. issuing an open challenge to; 1. a player, 2. a security associate (heh.). Since when does both characters 1 and 2 rejects or decines challenges? Sheesh. He forgot his homework.

Now, I’m writing this with no disclaimer clause, or whatsoever, but fortunately (or, un-), this potential target in paticular, has read this site before, and I also believe that she (I don’t go for he’s!) will return and check this page out, again… Soo… Go figure!

Ahh. Train coming to a stop already. Let me pack up my laptop….

I’m a sucker for sunsets, yes yes, its beautiful - I know.

Simon, the leader for my team, Team 5. He looks kinda faggy, initially, but he isn’t an ABP, so I support him. Respect, man.

Piecing clues together and finding the right answers! Loads of fun, especially when my team had 3 cute gals. =x

We looked so damn lost lor, like Banglas when they are lost like that…

Just some of the Hotspots in which our treasure hunt took us to. You know each is where, meh?