yandao.com - Memoirs of a player wannabe

Okay, I got a little bored, cos my Flash skills just suck, and anyway Flash sucks up resources, so what the hell, I scraped my idea for a Flash movie of today’s photos I took (actually, Beverly convinced me into scraping it, and yes, I’ve no regrets yah.)

However, here comes a short story.. Might sound abit cockup la – it’s just like photo stills from a VGA camera phone leh! Cannot expect too much… and YES, I TOOK THE PHOTOS MYSELF, TODAY!!! Here goes:

Journal of a Retired Regiment Left-tinent (British-spelling)

Day 1: The infidel rebel forces are getting greater in numbers, we, ourselves, cannot handle them. Our resources is getting lower by the second, as more and more trials and hardships await our regiment… We decide to stick up posters, warning the public about their danger…

Day 2: The British has sent in tanks as reinforcements, but they’re too bloody big? How do they expect us to use them on finding black people camouflaged? Alamak! Thankfully, our friends over at Wired Networks sent us a holographic map system which has direct uplinks to over 70 GPS servers.

Day 4: We know that those idiots like bicycles one. Always see them writing some cheapskate mountain bike which people throw away. Thus, we decide to stick this everywhere. Make them push their own bikes instead. For the Regiment! MUAHAHAHAHA!.. Also right, our commander tell us must aim towards the right abit, cos those idiots everytime talk that time shake head.

Day 6: We learn how to operate these advanced weapons. Must turn handle wan. Dunno what they are called lah.
Day 7: ORH. So this is how you aim it. I always thought is the muzzle point at our own men first. Not meh?

Day 8: We fought very-the-hard, and of course we kill those infidels lah. You think this one is Japanese Occupation meh?

Day 10: We have discovered a new LONGKANG, it’s probably the same one that Xiao_Bas fell into and cannot get out!

Hahaha. Crappy story, yes I know.