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This is yet another post whereby names have to be obsfucated, and events which actually took place have to me even yet MORE covered up. But still, I believe those with a basic understanding in creative problem solving or some similar module would definitely comprehend what I am referring to. Forgive the cheemeology, please.

Okay, here goes.

The FishMonger Busoh Story

Our main character, (let’s just call him Mr Chee, short of Mr Chee Hong Kia, nevertheless, let’s get on.) finally decides to go to the local wet market (where all the aunties, and ah sohs go to). So let’s get on, Chee approaches the Fish Monger for the first time, and he notices its a female fish monger! (how often do you see those.) What was coincidential, was that the fish monger’s surname was Busoh, so we’ll just call her FMB *winks* .

FMB lays out a fresh fish, saying it’s for Chee. Chee seems shocked – he has never met her before, yet she insists its for him. Chee then states his full name out. She takes a little long to respond though, probably because she catches no ball. What the hell. Chee starts commeting about how er, fresh the fishes are.

This fish look fresh meh? Damned fishy in my opinion leh.

After a heated argument of fish, Chee decides to decline the fish, simply because they seem to fishy. Then the fish monger gets pissed, and she insists that if he does not want the fish, she will give it to 3 other guys who wants it. Chee thinks what the hell, this FMB damned B sia.

Chee walks away, and finds out that the next day, his name has been blacklisted in the whole market. What the hell. Stupid FMB =x

[to be continued]