Beng: Lie, Lay, Leave
The 3 L’s which are the natural characteristics of any typical Ah Beng (read: Gangster) player – Lie, Lay, Leave
What’s wrong with it then? Why am I against them for no *apparent* reason?
Well, the truth behind the statement is that.. they spoil the whole market for the rest of us around.
Thing is, I got to know one of these “Ah Beng Players” in the SIT (School of Information Technology and Communications) CypherCamp last weekend.. and I almost whacked him. Cannot! Cannot! – must control. Violence cannot solve problems, right, hor? To make things better, I found another of my kind in the camp too! Haha! We, the rare breed!! Players always know players, and they always have almost the same mindset!
As always, I have no ability to skim into the details without getting myself a hate mailing list or hate site set up for me, Kelvin. I don’t really fancy browisng through “I-Hate-Kelvin.com” or “Yandao-sucks.com” on a Monday Tuesday morning, really. So, details will have to be obsfuscated, rather, punn-ed. Don’t blame me, blame the fact that this article is probably too public – but that’s good. The Bengs won’t be able to decipher it; Yandao.com’s own version of PGP encryption. LOL!
One very good example of how one of these ABP‘s (Ah Beng Players) pissed me + the other player off was the fact that he used severely underhands methods to err, hinder communication between me and the potential target. I don’t know what he did to the other guy, but I’m not asking. Problem was, had he done so with his f-ing brains not so high on gang cheers and wanting it so badly, he would have thought better than to hinder “communication” in such an obvious form. It’s like.. issuing an open challenge to; 1. a player, 2. a security associate (heh.). Since when does both characters 1 and 2 rejects or decines challenges? Sheesh. He forgot his homework.
Now, I’m writing this with no disclaimer clause, or whatsoever, but fortunately (or, un-), this potential target in paticular, has read this site before, and I also believe that she (I don’t go for he’s!) will return and check this page out, again… Soo… Go figure!
Ahh. Train coming to a stop already. Let me pack up my laptop….
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I’m a sucker for sunsets, yes yes, its beautiful – I know.
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Simon, the leader for my team, Team 5. He looks kinda faggy, initially, but he isn’t an ABP, so I support him. Respect, man.
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Piecing clues together and finding the right answers! Loads of fun, especially when my team had 3 cute gals. =x
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We looked so damn lost lor, like Banglas when they are lost like that…
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Just some of the Hotspots in which our treasure hunt took us to. You know each is where, meh?
Say NO to violence!
hEyZ nOw Ah BenGx EnGlanD aLso BeRi g0oD One CaN cRacK yOur MethAphorX. vOcAb AlSo DaMn Tok KoNG LiAoXXX…lAter AnyHoW hE cAlL aLl aHbEngX uNitEd make yOu SiMiLE yOu BeCoMe InFaMoUs SiAxXxXXxxXxx.
anyway, i’m so in love with your blog man; it’s one of the few good reads available on the net. rest assured, i’ll return for more of your bitching.
rachael:
NO to violence? say yes! whack the basket. =x
(like u mah, cute but evil)
mAtZ pReTenDinG To Be aH BeNgX!:
hmm. its all inside the mind of the player. bwahahaha.
wah ur blog is so u…==cheemeology manz…but v u..hahaz. funny..eh come by to my blog too..hahahz
wahh.. u shouldnt get associated with these abp. must remain the “elite” group of players =p
haha, wads a m0nk talking bout playing?
squirrel: your url leads to a dead link
derek: check out the link on the blogroll.. under.. errr “Pretty Girl”. she requested to be linked under that name. Yup. also. of course i am not associated. cannot afford to be associated. spoils my good name. hurhur. cheapos.
i’ll yes to violence only to meanies. lol.
rachael: meanings = ah bengs right. =x esp ABP’s. pfft. always spoils the market.
i’m mycophobic!