yandao.com - Memoirs of a player wannabe

Well, this post will have to be one of the most obscure that only those who know me well enough will probably understand its meaning.. and well, that’s difficult to write.. but still, I can’t resist a challenge. Here goes:

Definition for Dummies - rather, for first time readers and/or noobs:

Red Plate = premium sushi - expensive, but classy.. (like zixin) =x
Usual Plates (yellow, pink, blue, green) = cheapo sushi in buffet. normally $1.99. wth. eat as much as you want.

Okay, it’s been quite a while since I’ve met someone who looks like a good lay, so bear in mind I probably am not in top shape. Argh. Uh huh. So, basically, I’m in an environment which seems all too familiar, and the usual thing happens, me see sushi, sushi see me.

Fortunately (or not), this was a red plate one - meaning, it’s exclusive, expensive, hot, whichever, you want to brand it - up to you. To me, it’s just red plate. Of course, when you see a red plate sushi during a buffet, of course you grab it. Thing was, this sushi seemed seemingly harmless, and well, of course I proceed to try to eat it la. -.-”‘ What logic is this. Sheesh.

I had no idea why, but.. it changed my taste, for 2 nights, totally. The.. errr, taste of it changed me, that is. (*winks winks*). Then, suddenly, it did what I would usually do first, stop eating. What the hell..? Wow. Player gets played. Should have re-read the buaya handbook before going out on my own grounds.

Red plate sushi is back on the belt again. Bros who are reading this, beware, man!

What the hell. If I’m genuinely talking about food here, I be damned. Go figure out the meanings, else, go to Yahooligans! and find some young friends for company. Sheesh.

Hmm. I must admit, at the time of writing this post, I’m still somewhat pissed - not just pissed like my new gadget got dissed and cussed at or something, but real pissed, to the point that I became a complete butt-hole (the appealing Facilitator [look around in the site] today told us she didn’t want to hear the word “ass”, so Mikhael suggested “butt-hole”)…

Ask Joyce, she will know - she also cannot tolerate me when I’m pissed… Don’t know who she is? Forget it then.. and Joyce, confirm with me the details whether we still going LR? I’m a very forgetful person.. otherwise later I meet someone up for dinner or something, then.. errr. Not good. Sorry I closed your messages, too.

Oh, Kai Ling, thanks for your Friendster testimonial also. Just remember not to merely read, but tag or comment also, hor.. and I will always remember “the dog is dead”

Mmmmh. What really turned me subtly hostile?

I believe its a combination of several factors, the freaking messy problem statement got on my nerves - I CANNOT stand confusion, and I am an High D, I, and S person, so don’t ever try to blame it on my personality. Maybe its because I have a little of everything inside me, and that’s why I can be such an butthole at times - so much that I actually blasted Eurodance tracks through my pathetic LapMate headphones - and I could even piss Sebestian off by going so far as to state… “Sebestian and the BIG FAT Elephant” - like as if I wasn’t close to his size during a period of time… but that’s the past.

Then Derek messaged me again, and told me Brenda and Jolynn wanted to see this up.. So it’s up! I never ever seldom let gals down one hor! Well, not that I ever remember.

Anyways, yesterday, the class all forked out a little cash and got me ice cream cakes! from Swensens!!! Haha. Really grateful to them for that - must try not to be such an asshole next time =x.. and then Zixin (I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned anywhere that she’s the hot gal in the class, have I?) snapped this for me!

Anyways. My sincere apologies for the crap. I’ll try to be more level headed and not learn from Tom Ryan in Scary Movie 4 and take like a whole bottle of viagra down my throat. I promise that.

Blah. Gotta look through this Wordpress plugins again. Lots of code to sort out.. Lalala..

Okay. So, server is back up, but bad news is data is LOST. GONE. ERASED… well, almost everything. So, what the hell. yandao.com has to start anew? (together with Kelvin?)

No! Thank god for something called Google!’s Cache. I’ve managed to recover *most* of the posts, except maybe the ones on “Food!”.. and the comments.. Somehow, google didn’t dump that into cache, but we can’t blame them, since 90% of content + shoutbox posts will be restored.

It’s going to be a busy day for me. Drop me a HUG (invitation open to ladies only, hor) or something, just in case u forgot today’s my birthday. Blah.

Edit: What the hell. I’ve reposted all that I could salvage. Will work on the shoutbox during class break or something.. and the images.. Hmm. Maybe they are still inside my Nokia Communicator 9500. Heh.